1 month ago on 22 February 2014 @ 11:38pm + 22,563 notes
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# omg

MULTIPASS.

4 months ago on 17 December 2013 @ 11:13pm + 207,429 notes
via fatpeoplewelcome (originally alpojones)
# work
# gpoy
# omg

baconlyfe:

what the fuck do you want

4 months ago on 4 December 2013 @ 7:04pm + 400,354 notes
via erectionsandtea (originally howlolcanyougo)
# omg
4 months ago on 23 November 2013 @ 10:08pm + 52,292 notes
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# omg
4 months ago on 22 November 2013 @ 4:25pm + 156,061 notes
via shwangwangwang (originally streeter)
# yep
# omg

streeter:

I’m glad the portrait of Ben Franklin stayed the same on the new $100 bill. There’s something about his slight, tight frown, the paternal hint of disappointment in his eyes and those pursed, sealed lips that seem to say, “I don’t approve of what you’re doing, but I can’t stop you from rolling this banknote into a straw and ripping a fat rail of white lightning in the Buffalo Wild Wings handicapped bathroom stall, you goddamn beautiful disaster.” 

4 months ago on 22 November 2013 @ 1:49pm + 13,912 notes
via opheliasstory (originally robertkazinsky)
# omg

A+ Performances | Chris Tucker in The Fifth Element

jimsdeadbones:

This will never be not amusing to me

5 months ago on 14 November 2013 @ 1:05am + 198,040 notes
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# gpoy
# omg

thatbluebox:

nerdiegirlie:

if you’re not fuckin pumped for the holiday season then you’re feliz navidead to me.

5 months ago on 7 November 2013 @ 8:41pm + 409,511 notes
via wellthisisafinepickle (originally yabitter-deactivated20140104)
# omg

worldfamousprofessor:

spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”

contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?

moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”

5 months ago on 2 November 2013 @ 10:53am + 152,817 notes
via thefuuuucomics (originally team-bear-arms)
# omg